Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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