you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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