This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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