you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
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Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
God I need to hump something, right now.
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