We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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