laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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