Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
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Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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