If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
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And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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