; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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