is your mom at the bar?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Randomize