So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
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I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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