I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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