Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
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ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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