I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
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It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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