an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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my poor anus
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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