My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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