Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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