Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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