Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
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WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Randomize