True but thats because hes a fetus.
dude i'm inner monologue high
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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