does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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