you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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