So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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