Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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