NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I wish they made helmets for livers.
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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
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Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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