dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
We're too hungover to prance.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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