Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
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You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
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I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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