is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
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All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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We have started to decorate penises.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize