I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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