But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
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