you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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