Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
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Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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