I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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