She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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