Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
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Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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