I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
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I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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