too bad you live with your parents still
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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