i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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