I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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