38 yer olds are good kisserssss
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm always down for nudity.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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