Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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