Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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