He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
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I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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