Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i was born a porn star she said
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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