Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I understand Curling. That high.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I will pee on everything he values.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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