trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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