Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
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I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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