Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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