and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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