the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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